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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is marijuana bad for you?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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